Silent but Wise – A Funny Gift Book of Fart-Based Wisdom

The Book That Started It All

Silent but Wise: The Subtle Art of Fart-Based Wisdom is a laugh-out-loud funny gift book that masterfully blends toilet humor with philosophical parody. This collection of 100 fart-inspired quotes reimagines the wisdom of history’s greatest thinkers — and stinkers — through the lens of flatulence.

Printed in elegant black and white, it’s the perfect coffee table book, bathroom read, or novelty gift for anyone who appreciates clever, absurd humor. It looks serious enough to pass as real philosophy — until you start reading.

What readers of Fart Philosophy Say

Brilliant!

What a very clever, witty but thought provoking book of life advice, delivered in the most original way.
This is one for all ages and a great way to share advice!
A great gift 😊

Very funny, clever and profound

A must-read for anyone who believes wisdom can come from the bottom up.

Don’t judge a book by its cover

Witty, clever, profound and funny, really enjoyed this read, would make an excellent gift!!

A rip roaring read!

Really enjoyed this, the humour is entertaining but also surprisingly informative. Would recommend as an amusing gift or something to read for a bit of levity!

Funny

A funny easy read

Certainly out trumps the rest.

Here’s a book that really delivers. Thought provoking whilst providing a bit of light relief. Definitely gives you something to ponder whilst enjoying a nice brew.

What A Gas

What a gas! A too-tingly fun read!

Tim Hendy

Tim Hendy is a graphic designer with over 25 years of experience and the founder of a successful independent design practice. When not crafting visual identities, he’s digging through crates as a DJ and record label owner — always on the hunt for the perfect beat, idea, or punchline.

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